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Armed only with his mysterious mental connection to the feral minds of studio executives, the Movie Guru reveals just how good or bad this week's new releases will be:

All the Real Girls (R)
Small-town lothario who's supposedly had sex with every woman in town falls in love with the what is apparently the town's sole remaining virgin. Now the burden is on said lothario to prove he's really in love, not just looking to make another conquest.
Prediction: Oy gevalt! With a description like that, a prediction you want?

The Lizzie McGuire Movie (PG)
Disney's popular TV series comes to life with Hillary Duff in the title role. Plot? We don't need no stinkin' plot.
Prediction: Isn't anyone tired of these righteousgirliepower movies?

X2: X-Men United (PG-13)
The mutants return with bigger special effects, weirder cohorts and badder villains. The plot, such as it is, involves a military dude with a link to Wolverine's mysterious past, who tries to wipe out all mutants. The X-Men have to team up with Magneto to stop him.
Prediction: Loud, flashy fun, but does it have too many characters and too many storylines going to keep viewers' interest? Nah.

Three Cheers

The late Polish-born director Krystof Kieslowski was no stranger to epic themes and storytelling. In 1988 and 1989 he created Decalogue for Polish television. The series is a collection of 10 one-hour dramas inspired by each of the 10 Commandments. Set in a Warsaw apartment complex, the tales provide an intimate look at the hard realities of applying simplistic moral lessons to the complexities of real life. In 1991's The Double Life of Veronique, Kieslowski followed the lives of two strangers with the same name. The result is a poetic glimpse at the surreal spiritual ties binding us all together.

But Kieslowski's last three films, the Three Colors trilogy, may be his most revered. Created by Kieslowski and his writing partner Krzysztof Piesiewicz for France's bicentennial, the films loosely examine the themes of the French flag (liberty, equality, and fraternity).

Blue (R, 1993), stars Juliette Binoche as the wife of a famous composer killed in an automobile accident. A survivor of the tragedy herself, Binoche shoulders her grief, withdrawing from society while assuming the responsibility of her late husband's affairs. Most challenging of all, she discovers uncomfortable truths about the nature of her husband's character, and struggles to forgive.

White (R, 1994) is a comedy following an impotent Polish man after he is deserted by his wife of six months. Devastated and still in love, he returns home to join his brother in his barbershop business. There he concocts an outrageous scheme of revenge against his ex-lover, desperate to have her once more.

Red (R, 1994) is a tight morality play in which a cynical, retired judge forms a tenuous friendship with a fashion model after she catches him eavesdropping on his neighbor's telephone calls using electronic surveillance.

These three films are not for the casual movie fan. Kieslowski's work is subtle, and often the answers are not spelled out. Three Colors requires repeated viewings and a long attention span. If you are a patient viewer, these films will reward you with their depth and emotional complexity. If not, you'd do well to stick with Hollywood.

—Lloyd Babbit

May 1, 2003 * Vol. 13, No. 18
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