Armed only with his mysterious mental connection to the feral minds of studio executives, the Movie Guru reveals just how good or bad this week's new releases will be:

50 First Dates (PG-13)
Veterinarian and commitment-phobe Henry Roth (Adam Sandler) falls for Lucy Whitmore (Drew Barrymore), a lovely, creative free-spirit who actually makes him consider changing his bachelor ways. But after their first date, he finds out she suffers from short-term memory loss and doesn't remember him at all. With a little help from his friends (Rob Schneider and a penguin), Henry attempts to jog her memory and win her heart.
Prediction: Perhaps this one is more appropriate for Valentine's Day. The on-screen chemistry of Sandler and Barrymore, proven in The Wedding Singer, should make this backwards Groundhog Day endearing.

The Triplets of Belleville (PG-13)
An animated tale of a young boy named Champion who becomes a cycling phenomenon and enters the Tour de France. Champion is kidnapped by the Mafia during the race, and his grandmother sets out with her dog to find him.
Prediction: As reviewer Coury Turczyn pointed out in last week's review, Belleville serves as a reminder of the merits of traditional animation versus the current CGI trend. Clever story, laugh-out-loud comedy, but not a cartoon for the kids.

Love Unconventionally

The dialogue in Intolerable Cruelty, the Coen brothers' latest DVD release, crackles with life as we're plunged headfirst into a world of quirks and subversive wit. Though not as brilliant as The Big Lebowski, the dark romantic comedy fares better than The Hudsucker Proxy, another of their few scripts with outside collaborators.

George Clooney plays marital attorney Miles Massey, famed for his unbreakable prenuptial agreements. Catherine Zeta-Jones is Marylin Rexroth, a gold-digger whose business is marrying wealthy men and then destroying them in divorce court.

Marylin is left with nothing after Miles defends her latest husband. She plots revenge against the wealthy Miles, who makes himself an easy target and soon falls in love. Miles realizes he's witnessing not only beauty and genius, but also a mind to challenge his own. To get his money, Marylin must find a way to get around the unbreakable Massey prenup.

Clooney combines the smoothness of his Ocean's Eleven persona with the fast-talking goofiness of Ulysses Everett McGill from O Brother, Where Art Thou? Miles exudes self-deflating charm by unleashing a barrage of fake grins and spastic eyebrow movements.

Described by Miles as "an athlete at the peak of her powers," Zeta-Jones' Marilyn is sexy, intelligent and answers the witty banter and wacky situations that the film demands.

For another creative romantic comedy with an appealing male lead, check out Paul Thomas Anderson's Punch Drunk Love.

Adam Sandler plays Barry Egan, a man with deeply repressed emotions rooted in the cruelty of his sisters, involved in an odd, but passionate, romance with Lena Leonard (Emily Watson). Complications arise when Barry becomes involved a battle with a phone-sex company that attempts to pull a scam using his credit card number.

Like most Sandler movies, Punch Drunk Love is a comedy of wish fulfillment. Like Anderson's Magnolia and Boogie Nights, it plays out on several levels, some serious and some lighthearted.

Sandler's eccentric performance and the surreal mood that Anderson creates, work to make this offbeat love story, a fascinating cinematic experience.

—Wes Bennett

February 12, 2004 * Vol. 14, No. 7
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