Standing, left to right:
Jon Wallace, Todd Schott, Christie Thuren, Jack Neely, Ian Blackburn, Mysterious Advertising Intern, Coury Turczyn, Pat Hinds, Shelly Ridenour, Jared Coffin, Hillari Dowdle, Lee Gardner, Carla Perkins, Laura Atkinson, Betty Bean, Wendy Smith.

A few of these jokers didn't actually work for Metro Pulse at the time, but since they snuck in the staff photo, we hadda hire 'em.