Ian Blackburn
systems manager A cyborg manufactured by Westinghouse in 1968, Ian was purchased by Ashley Capps in 1991 to co-found Metro Pulse with Rand Pearson and Margaret Weston. Ian is an hazardous amateur juggler, an occasional gargoyle collector, and an eggroll aficionado. He also refers to himself in the third person when composing web pages.

First album bought with his own money:
Elton John's Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy

Number of apartment evictions for having an illegal cat:
Two.

Pet Peeve:
Being asked what column he writes for Metro Pulse.