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		Boiling it Down
		 
		Thanks for the great positive lead-in for our new business here in Knoxville;
		I had been wondering why the news had been dominated by stories about businesses
		leaving town ever since I moved back. We really appreciated being included
		in your jinxed location article ["Jinxed?" by Joe Tarr, Vol. 7, No. 49].
		(I just wish you had written it while I was negotiating my lease.) While
		it is true that some locations seem to have problems, it is also true that
		restaurants fail in prime locations as well. Some "expert" in your article
		recommended that The Blackhorse Pub & Brewery would be better off two
		to three miles further west on Kingston Pike. That would land us right in
		the guaranteed success restaurant mecca where Longhorn Steaks and Blackeyed
		Pea have done so well. Nashville's Jodi Faison has placed five restaurants
		in terrible locations (according to the experts). Knoxville's Mike Chase
		seems to do pretty well going into other restaurants' failed locations. I
		guess it boils down to putting the right restaurant into the right spot and
		then providing what customers like. I put my first restaurant in a nearly
		abandoned central business district. When I went to the closest bank to the
		site for a loan, I was literally laughed at by the loan officers for picking
		that site. Now I get my own little laugh every time I see those same loan
		officers waiting for a table. I have about an equal amount of respect for
		restaurant location experts and restaurant criticszero! My hat is off
		to the people who have the vision and go for it like Faison, Chase, Chuck
		Hudson, Mark Dukes, and others. Sure they may fail some, but if they didn't
		step up to try, everybody would be doomed to eating in generic chain restaurants
		and you guys would have one less topic to write about. The next time you
		are in Nashville, check out the Sportsman's Grille on Harding Road; that
		spot failed for 20 years. Now it has done so well its owners are about to
		open their fourth Sportsman, and amazingly, they keep taking places where
		others have failed! I would like to invite your paper to return in a year
		to see how the Blackhorse is doing, but please send a reporter who can at
		least get the quotes right even if he plans to use them out of context. I
		have no doubt I will see your advertising people much sooner. I'm sure you
		guys will want to make a little money from us while you can.
		 
		Jeff Robinson  
		Knoxville
		 
		We Have Cool Friends?
		 
		Metro Pulse provides a valuable service to the community and without
		it, the local music scene would receive minimal publicity; but the attitude
		that is conveyed by the writers can be very snobby. It is irritating to have
		to read about how cool your writing staff is as opposed to the actual subject
		of the reviews. The vibe I receive from these articles is that someone is
		too busy stroking their ego to be aware of the fact that they are writing
		for a free Knoxville paper that really hasn't had any recent earth-shattering
		news. I realize that excitement in Knoxville can be sparse, but is it necessary
		to substitute one's personal life testimonies of how the Replacements changed
		your life and how you don't get Sonic Youth's "masturbatory" guitar solos?
		 
		I do have a suggestion for this paper though. Why don't you randomly select
		local people (i.e. not your cool friends) to review bands, CDs, and films
		along with your own experienced writing staff? That way your reading audience
		will have different perspectives on hand when it comes time to consider which
		film to watch or what show to attend.
		 
		Olivia Afina  
		Knoxville  |