Boiling it Down

Thanks for the great positive lead-in for our new business here in Knoxville; I had been wondering why the news had been dominated by stories about businesses leaving town ever since I moved back. We really appreciated being included in your jinxed location article ["Jinxed?" by Joe Tarr, Vol. 7, No. 49]. (I just wish you had written it while I was negotiating my lease.) While it is true that some locations seem to have problems, it is also true that restaurants fail in prime locations as well. Some "expert" in your article recommended that The Blackhorse Pub & Brewery would be better off two to three miles further west on Kingston Pike. That would land us right in the guaranteed success restaurant mecca where Longhorn Steaks and Blackeyed Pea have done so well. Nashville's Jodi Faison has placed five restaurants in terrible locations (according to the experts). Knoxville's Mike Chase seems to do pretty well going into other restaurants' failed locations. I guess it boils down to putting the right restaurant into the right spot and then providing what customers like. I put my first restaurant in a nearly abandoned central business district. When I went to the closest bank to the site for a loan, I was literally laughed at by the loan officers for picking that site. Now I get my own little laugh every time I see those same loan officers waiting for a table. I have about an equal amount of respect for restaurant location experts and restaurant critics—zero! My hat is off to the people who have the vision and go for it like Faison, Chase, Chuck Hudson, Mark Dukes, and others. Sure they may fail some, but if they didn't step up to try, everybody would be doomed to eating in generic chain restaurants and you guys would have one less topic to write about. The next time you are in Nashville, check out the Sportsman's Grille on Harding Road; that spot failed for 20 years. Now it has done so well its owners are about to open their fourth Sportsman, and amazingly, they keep taking places where others have failed! I would like to invite your paper to return in a year to see how the Blackhorse is doing, but please send a reporter who can at least get the quotes right even if he plans to use them out of context. I have no doubt I will see your advertising people much sooner. I'm sure you guys will want to make a little money from us while you can.

Jeff Robinson
Knoxville

We Have Cool Friends?

Metro Pulse provides a valuable service to the community and without it, the local music scene would receive minimal publicity; but the attitude that is conveyed by the writers can be very snobby. It is irritating to have to read about how cool your writing staff is as opposed to the actual subject of the reviews. The vibe I receive from these articles is that someone is too busy stroking their ego to be aware of the fact that they are writing for a free Knoxville paper that really hasn't had any recent earth-shattering news. I realize that excitement in Knoxville can be sparse, but is it necessary to substitute one's personal life testimonies of how the Replacements changed your life and how you don't get Sonic Youth's "masturbatory" guitar solos?

I do have a suggestion for this paper though. Why don't you randomly select local people (i.e. not your cool friends) to review bands, CDs, and films along with your own experienced writing staff? That way your reading audience will have different perspectives on hand when it comes time to consider which film to watch or what show to attend.

Olivia Afina
Knoxville