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	      PLANETARY
		SHIFTS
		 
		If you flipped your radio dial over to WNFZ-94.3 on Monday morning,
		you probably noticed that change is afoot at Knoxville's first commercial
		modern rock station. The music-snippets-and-promo loop that ran in lieu of
		regular programming gave little clue as to what those changes would be, but
		preliminary indications are that the station's format will remain more-or-less
		in place. Gone, however, are over-the-top nighttime jock Col. Bacchus
		and long-time local radio personality J.J. Randall.
		 
		In essence, the station has been turned over to South Central
		Communications, the company which also runs FM adult contemporary station
		B97.5, as well as FM classic rock staple WIMZ and its sports/talk AM counterpart.
		Former station manager Jonathan Pirkle still owns 94.3, but has turned
		over its day-to-day operation to South Central as part of an LMA, or local
		marketing agreement, a media contract that parallels that of a business leased
		by its owner to a third-party manager.
		 
		According to Jim Pemberton of South Central, 94.3 will "still be an
		alternative station," but will undergo a name change ("The Planet") as well
		as some shuffling in the D.J. booth. Jocks Lance McCluskey and Jeff
		Seeman remain on board, but long-time WIMZ Skynyrd-spinner Shane Cox
		will switch over and move into Randall's afternoon drive-time slot and
		assume assistant programmer's duties. B97.5 disc jockey Brian Mayfield
		will also change call letters, taking over nighttime chores at 94.3.
		 
		Pemberton preferred not to comment on the displaced jocks, stating only that
		their dismissal was "difficult to do; these are people who have been here
		a long time." Col. Bacchus, a Metro Pulse reader's poll fave and one
		of local radio's most colorful personalities, was understandably taken aback
		by his pink slip ("They said it was nondiscussable, gave me a check, and
		said good-bye.") As for his future plans, he responds in typically off-beat
		Bacchus fashion that he intends to start a toilet cleaning operation now
		that his radio days have (at least for now) come to an end.
		 
		JINGLE BELL ROCK
		 
		It's that time of year...chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost nipping
		at your nose, rocking the rafters in the name of charity. Yep, the annual
		Rock For Tots campaign is on a roll; this year's show is planned for
		Sat., Dec. 13, 7 p.m., at Barley & Hopps, with a bill
		that features Blue Mother Tupelo, Mojo, Human Windows,
		I Swear My Name Is Smith, Nailed, Dave Landeo, Jada
		Blade, Black Nanners, Frazier & Surber,
		Psychaderelicts, Boy Genius, Grand Sire Rushand,
		just maybeScott Miller. As always, you can do your partand
		reap the benefits of rockby bringing a new, unwrapped toy to be donated
		to the U.S. Marine Corps' Toys For Tots program. (Or, if you're lazy,
		$5 will get you in the door and go directly to Toys For Tots.) Everything
		is donated and everyone involved works for free, from the bands to the club
		staff to lighting, sound, and even equipment.
		 
		CD REVIEW
		 
		Torture Kitty  
		Yardsale (VML Records)
		 
		Torture Kitty timed the release of their latest full-length CD perfectly;
		the long winter months ahead need an antidote, and Yardsale is it.
		Too bad the pop-punk charm of the disc will wear off before it can be enjoyed
		in its properly breezy, sunlit afternoon settingbut it should provide
		more than enough breakneck pogo energy to keep us warm until then.
		 
		The album kicks off with the metallic/hard-core-edged "Lawnboy," a madcap
		outburst which clocks in at under two minutes and on which singer (and
		MetroPulse contributor) John Sewell gives voice that "it's time to
		kick some ass." It's an atypical moment, to be sure, but its also a furious
		kickstart to the rest of the disc. The songs are either really fast or really,
		really fast, with catchy hooks and lyrics that occasionally, as on
		"Keep on Smiling," rise above the teen angst so common to punk. The standout
		tracks are "Didya Hear," simply for its keyboard breaks, which, believe
		it or not, work; and the disc's closer, "Someday," an ambitiously structured
		song which alternates between full-throttle verses and chorus and a bittersweetly
		melodic bridge. And the syncopation of the band on the ripping introduction
		of "Kid" is an impressive display of rhythmic virtuosity.
		 
		Yardsale's a great record to spend the winter months with. There are
		moments of ambition stretching beyond the limits of form, but generally it's
		a top-notch, if not brilliant, example of powered-up pop punk.
		 
		TAPE REVIEW
		 
		Evil Twin  
		Psalms EP
		 
		There's something genuinely disturbing, sinister, even insidious about the
		dissonant guitar squall that kicks off "Prey," the first track on Evil Twin's
		new four-song EP. But what else would you expect from a band fronted by Knox
		proto-punk and gutter poet Rus Harper, perhaps the single most disturbing,
		sinister, insidious persona in the history of local music. (That's his rep,
		at least; Rus is really a sweetheartbut don't tell anybody.)
		 
		Harper's forté is mood, not melody; his vox are harsh, splattery
		evocations of whatever vile psychic demons have plagued him since his days
		in Teenage Love, one of the city's earliest (and noisiest) hard-core outfits.
		But his bilious rantings are smartly buttressed in this instance by guitarist
		Daisy "Chain" McGraw, bassist Bradathon, and drummer Atom Smasher, whose
		tight-yet-loose punk-metal interplay keeps things coherent while still matching
		Harper note for menacing note. Nasty music for nasty people. Enjoy.
		 
		RECORD REVIEW
		 
		The Malignmen  
		Southgate Sessions (Plague Records)
		 
		The Malignmen do nothing to make punk seem any smarter than it is; however,
		they do succeed at what they're trying to do: create jaw-rattling,
		fierce, early '80s-school punk that pumps you up and leaves you breathless
		by song's end. The stand-out tracks on this EP (recorded, ironically enough,
		in Sequoyah Hills) are songs 2 and 3, each showcasing the band doing their
		best Misfits imitation. In other words, the songs are relentless, melodic,
		and hit you over the head with their (lack of) subtlety. All punk, no bullshit
		filler; if it takes over two minutes, it's not worth their time or yours.
		The final track starts off with a riff cribbed fromof all
		things"Turning Japanese," then proceeds to a surprisingly lumbering
		(for the Malignmen, at least) stalker pace. Not only has this foursome improved
		considerably since their auspicious and bloody beginnings, methinks the boys
		just might have some tricks up their sleeves (if they wore sleeves, that
		is) for the future...look for them to mine punk annals beyond just the Misfits.
		 
		Zippy "Ready to throw away my Toilet DuckTM and hire
		Bacchus any day" McDuff
		 
		 
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